Sara-Queen of Trash!

Birthplace- 'I wasn’t born, I was crapped.'

Ambition- 'I’m the Queen of fucking Trash! What else is there? '

Turn-ons- ' Certain horror hosts, weight lifting, Acting, putting on shows, mud wrestling, meat wrestling, creamed corn wrestling, cottage cheese wrestling, photo shoots, Drive-Ins, sushi, monsters, certain horror hosts, midnight movies, zombies, smoking, geek conventions, Tales From The Crypt, tattoos, toys, Muppets, certain horror hosts, goats, getting into fights, stealing boyfriends. '

Turn-offs- 'Drama, drunk assholes, pot heads, M. Night Shamacalacacrakalamadamaingdong movies, getting cast in films or shows just because I have a huge rack, mustard on hot dogs, refried beans, Pneumonia, dislocating my shoulder, dealing with Kaiser, razor burn, Tokyo drift, vegetarians, and creepy guys who want to buy my chonies online. '

You wish you had- 'The ability to shoot torpedoes out of my nipples'

Weakness- 'The Sylvan Learning Center commercials… F’reals."

Your Philosophy?- 'Art is war and I’m taking you all down with me! '

Your favorite cute baby animal? 'Veal.'

Favorite trash film- 'Faster! Pussycat! Kill Kill! Tura Satana was my babysitter. '

Your favorite kind of MEAT- ' You mean other than man-meat? I’d say small children. '

Your favorite TRASH FILM ORGY Experience?- ''Putting the hurt on snobby little stripper chicks! '

What freaks you out?- 'Bugs, eye injuries, and people asking me lame junior high school level questions. '

Favorite Saying-- '“Shoeshine, dawg?”'

El Tigre Diablo or Francois Fly?-'If you mean in a fight, I could kick both their asses, although I have to admit I can tolerate that greasy little fly a bit more than that wimpy no-talent luchador! '

Can you state for a fact that Mr. Lobo is a werewolf?- ' He’s more than a man, that’s for sure! And he’s more than a wolf--He’s Mr. Fucking Lobo, the greatest horror host of them all. '