Robin!

Birthplace- 'San Francisco. Thankgawd I'm not a homersexual.'

Ambition- 'To unify the zombies once the shit hits the fan. I live near Colma, the city of the dead, where there are far more people below ground than above. Twelve thousand living and two million dead. I want to create a zombie croquet club, maybe some sort of zombie singles mixer.

What freaks you out?- ' Being naked with socks on.'

Turn-offs- ''See above'

Turn-ons- 'Leather and Lace…Oh wait, that's Stevie Nicks…nevermind.'

You wish you had- 'Bruce Campbell's love child. That'd be a baby with a big-ass chin.'

Weakness- 'Dark chocolate, and I don't mean you.

New Year's Resolution- 'To learn how to create Bonsai using small furry mammals.'

Philosophy- 'My small perky tits WILL indeed get me through life.'

Favorite trash film?- ' Barbarella, hands down. Or hands on.'

Your Favorite Classic Rock song?- "Who Needs The Peace Corps?" on Frank Zappa's album, We're Only In It For The Money.

Your Favorite Spanking Utensil?- 'That's part of an ongoing research project that I'm unable to disclose. Pursuant to the Freedom of Information Act, the results of my study will be available in thirty years.'

Can you state for a fact that Mr. Lobo is a werewolf?
or not?- 'I've seen his hairy wolf-titties. Derive from that what you will.'

El Tigre Diablo or Francois Fly?- El Tigre Diablo..without a oubt,definitely. That sexy latino love pony has spent more than a few nights in my stable.

Your favorite saying? - 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.(I am Robin, afterall) That and..Vive Endive.