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1. Bloody Bethy! ... 19. Lauren! 20. Brittany! 21. Rachel! 22. Melissa! 23. Ashlie! 24. Dani! 25. Cora! ... 31. Dominique
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Melissa!

Birthplace- 'Orlando, Florida'

Ambitions- 'To finish earning my private pilot license, earn my Bachelor's degree, join a band, become a respected actress and pilot, and become successful enough to be able to consider selling out.'

Turn-ons- 'Intelligence, English accents, the "geek chic" look, a dry sense of humor, ambition, people who are passionate about things they love, Swedes, suit jackets, glam rock, black turtlenecks, boldness, suits and ties, spontaneity, college degrees, pilots, musicians, dreamers, confidence'

Turn-offs- 'Lack of ambition, too many tattoos (tattoos are becoming quite passé nowadays anyway), Arrogance in a non-joking manner, Excessive body hair, Serial killers.'

You wish you had- 'Right now? A candied-apple-red Vespa. And I could go for some Orange Tic-Tacs right about now.'

Weakness- 'English accents, back massages, black liquorice. Give me a box of Good n' Plenty and I will love you forever.'

What freaks you out?- 'When people touch, poke, or grab my knees; it really creeps me out. '

Your Philosophy- "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." – Oscar Wilde.'

Your favorite kind of pie?- 'Pumpkin pie, with vanilla bean ice cream!'

Favorite trash film- 'Two Thousand Maniacs! And see below!'

Your favorite Trash Film with Vampires?- 'The Vampire Lovers! And don't forget the sequel…Lust for a Vampire! Perhaps the worst (read: best) trash films ever!'

Your Dream Date?- 'Flying (or driving) to the city to walk around and look at the city lights, see a play or a favorite band having a concert, maybe find a little hip coffeeshop where the local beatniks are hosting open mic poetry night, complete with berets, bongos and snapping fingers. Or going to dinner and then dancing or a movie! But sometimes the simplest activities can be the most fun…like organizing an impromptu, 2-person game of Lacrosse in a sports store.'

Favorite Saying-- 'Some of my most often-used phrases include: "Hey kids!", "Status quo", "Rock n' roll", "Deck" (meaning 'cool'), "Hip", and overusage of the word "Awesome".'

El Tigre Diablo or Francois Fly?-'The lusty luchador El Tigre….Honestly, who can resist a man in tights and Spandex?'

Can you state for a fact that Mr. Lobo is a werewolf?- ' *Looks around suspiciously* I plead the fifth, Madame…'

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