Laura!

Birthplace- 'Honolulu, Hawaii'

Ambitions- 'To support myself comfortably solely by acting. But not in porn. Also to have a big house with a floor so slippery I can slide all the way across it in my socks. And to have my own brand of underwear.'

Turn-ons- 'Strong arms and hands, eyes, good smiles, intelligence, leadership skills, compassion and humor. As long as it's in good taste. Oh, and Batman.'

Turn-offs- ''arrogance, vomit, selfishness, whiny lil' momma's boys, drugs, bad hygiene, and people who can't take a joke. Also David Bowie.

You wish you had- ''A better singing voice, and oodles of noodles.

Weakness- 'My momma's shrimp bombay. And back rubs. And bubble baths. And Disneyland. And Disney Movies. And kryptonite, as shown in issue # 243 of Tiny Giant: Ankle Biter Strikes Back.'

What freaks you out?- 'Vomiting, small spaces, large spaces with too many people, and the little dolls on It's a Small World in Disneyland. They are ALIVE I tell you!!!!!'

Philosophy- 'When opportunity knocks, by the time you peek through the blinds, put down the fire poker, slide back the bolts, undo the chains, unlock the door and open it, it's already gone.'

Your Favorite Cute Animal?- 'ME. Just playin'. Baby raccoons. '

Favorite trash film- 'um... Mine? Monster from Bikini Beach.'

Your favorite Trash Film with Cute Animals on a Rampage?- 'ALL OF THEM!'

Your favorite video game?- 'Uhh... Zelda on Nintendo 64. I love that game!.'

Favorite Saying-- 'Death is Hereditary..'

El Tigre Diablo or Francois Fly?-'Francios Fly. Because he comes first in the alphabet.'

Can you state for a fact that Mr. Lobo is a werewolf?- ' or not? Not so much. Although he and I have howling parties every other sunday..'