Dani!

Birthplace?- Kansas City, Kansas (spare the Dorothy jokes, you are not that original)

Ambitions?- To successfully escape and survive the zombie war with my shark suit intact and to utilize my dramatic awkwardness towards an acting career.

Turn-ons?- Boys with dark clean hair and short yeast infection free nails. Big boobs, scratch that, boobs in general. Hot guys that have not figured out they are hot yet. Spanking. Talking about HORROR films.

Turn-offs?- People that don't clean their ears. Bus butt on your bed. Dogs that sniff your crotch. Blonde's that dye their hair black. Butt rock. Sneakers, not the old skool ones but guys that for reals wear 'sneakers' and don't play basketball. Poop breath.

You wish you had?- I wish I had a double sided dildo and Naomi Watts on the other end, fuck I mean I wish I had a cure for Diabetes. Such a toss up!

What freaks you out?- Hairy spiders, Zombie corn ( you know what that is), close talkers all up in your shit and that I am not totally prepared for a zombie outbreak.

Your Weakness?- My Achilles heel would have to be the sun, I hate the fucking sun. "there's a girl I'm trying to meet" still, I hate the fucking sun.

Your favorite kind of cake?- at Whole Foods, the Starbucks of holistic food, in their bakery section is this amazing cum in your face dark chocolate cake with the miniature chocolate chips all over it. It is to die for when Dracula is tearing at you for his teabag! and fun fact: it comes in two sizes, the cake not the teabags. (I suppose they do too)

Your philosophy?- Jam out with your clam out!

Your favorite trash film?- Serial Mom or Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Your favorite trash film with cannibals?- Night of the Comet!! Zombie space mutants, cannibals, same horse, different color

Your ideal summer vacation?- Spending every weekend at TFO, and sweat free days!

Your favorite saying?- My Dixie Wrecked & Honey Cunt.

If you could have just one Super-Power, what would it be?- I would have to say flying at super sonic speeds but invisibility means you could watch people do whatever it is they are doing...creepy! Strangely I'm aroused.

Your favorite monster?- Maurice from Little Monsters.