Beth!

Birthplace- 'Sacramento.'

Ambitions- 'Take over the country and change the national anthem to “Bridge Over Troubled Water,” dye my hair blue, go to a monster truck rally, own a corset in every color of the rainbow.'

Turn-ons- ' Vampires, meat, being groped in public, spooning, smootches, ears, ankles, having the inside of my wrists stroked, a hand on the small of my back, people who look you in the eye, guys who aren’t afraid to dress up as girls, chivalry, people who really pay attention, Michael McDonald impersonators. '

Turn-offs- 'Mustard, mushrooms (it’s fungus people! How can you eat that?), television, SUVs, televisions in SUVs, war. (See also “What freaks you out?” below). '

You wish you had- 'A wardrobe like the Queen of Trash.'

Weakness- 'Kissing and being tickled.'

Your Philosophy- 'In the end all that will matter is how hard you have tried to cultivate meaningful relationships. '

Your favorite way to escape the summer heat?- 'Getting naked. Or hanging out in the air-conditioned Crest. Or both.'

Favorite trash film- ' It might have to be Versus due to the best heckle ever, courtesy of Robert Berry; “Jigglypuff, I choose you.”'

Favorite Sci-Fi trash film ' Pod People. How could they leave that poor little pod-child in the woods like that? It breaks my heart.'

Your favorite toy?- 'I call him Trumpy. He’s having a birthday this month.'

What freaks you out?- 'Republicans and cockroaches. Oh, wait… '

Favorite Saying-- '"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."'

El Tigre Diablo or Francois Fly?-'All I know is that I’d much rather have a tiger in my bed than a BUG! Ew!'

Can you state for a fact that Mr. Lobo is a werewolf?- ' El Tigre Diablo says Mr. Lobo is from Mexico. They have lots of werewolves there. Coincidence? I think not.'